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1) Santa Banta Jokes (Hindi):- 2) Santa Banta Jokes (English):- 👉 Santa reading newspaper. . News :  "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments :  Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 👉  NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE : Tourist : Whose skeleton is that? Santa : An old king's skeleton. Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. 👉  Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car- Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more. 👉  Santa RETURNS- Boss : Where were you born? Santa : India .. Boss : which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . 👉- Police:  R u married? Santa:  Yes, with a woman. Police (angrily) :  Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man? Santa:  Yes, my sister did....!!! 👉- Teacher:  What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa:  ...