Best Laughter Jokes

1) Santa Banta Jokes (Hindi):-

2) Santa Banta Jokes (English):-

👉 Santa reading newspaper..

News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

👉 NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

👉 Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car-

Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.

👉 Santa RETURNS-

Boss: Where were you born?

Santa: India ..

Boss: which part?

Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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Police: R u married?

Santa: Yes, with a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Santa: Yes, my sister did....!!!

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Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Santa calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Santa- When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Dear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Santa - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - !!!!!

3) Teacher Student Jokes(Hindi):-

4)Teacher and Student Jokes :-

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Teacher: What is your name?.

Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear

Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name

Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.

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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!

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